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  • MAXIMUM PAINKILLING POWER: Count on this topical numbing cream for super-strong pain relief. Its secret? 5% lidocaine, the largest dose allowed by the FDA for a non-prescription anesthetic.
  • WORKS FASTER & LONGER: As soon as you apply your lidocaine cream, it starts absorbing into your skin. By 20-25 minutes it reaches full numbing effect. Keeps numbing for as long as 1 hours.
  • HELPS REDUCE INFLAMMATION: Enriched with Vitamin E (an anti-inflammatory), your UberNumb topical anesthetic helps relieve painful swelling. Also aids with moisturizing skin to prevent itchy flaking.
  • NON-OILY FORMULA: Forget those sticky gels & greasy creams that can stain your clothes & bedding. This water-based anesthetic never feels greasy or cakey... and it won't leave an oily residue.
  • MADE IN USA & 100% Guaranteed: Trust this skin-numbing cream for lasting relief & all-American value. Unhappy for any reason? We'll gladly refund your full purchase price, no questions asked, no time limit.

Uber Numb - 5% Lidocaine Pain Relief Cream - 2 oz

  • Presenting UberNumb topical numbing cream. With 5% lidocaine, the maximum dose allowed by law, plus Vitamin E to fight inflammation & moisturizers to hydrate your skin. 2-oz. jar.


    Why put up with pain? Rub a dab of UberNumb numbing cream into the affected area... and you'll quickly get soothing relief for hemorrhoids, anal-rectal pain, itching & burning & more.


    The Secret: 5% Lidocaine


    Many topical ointments contain up to 4% lidocaine. But UberNumb provides a full 5%, the maximum dose permitted without a prescription. What's more, it combines this extra-strength lidocaine with propylene glycol, which enhances skin penetration. Result? Your UberNumb anesthetic cream goes down deep to numb nerve endings & block pain signals. Plus, it absorbs extra-fast,reaches full effect by 20-25 minutes & keeps numbing for up to 2 hours.


    Water-Based, No Oily Residue


    Unlike some topical anesthetics, your UberNumb 5% Lidocaine Cream never feels sticky or greasy. Enhanced with Vitamin E & moisturizers, it leaves your skin soft & smooth... no itchy chafing or flaking.


    Made in the USA for Superior Quality & Purity:


    Plus, it comes in a 2-oz jar to last through multiple applications. Buy with total confidence. Click "Add to Cart" now to order your UberNumb Topical Numbing Cream.

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